As the song goes, oh what a night.

My house mates couldn't make it out this weekend so we decided to go out tonight. This meant we ended up in a Garage night!! Hmmm, different!!
The night was going well until Ron was talking to Abby and some randoms decided they would take offence. This resulted in them planning on following him to the toilet and beating him up.
Luckily this plan was cleverly foiled by me being dragged to said toilet with no inclining of what was going on and having a bizarre conversation with Ron over what was the matter.
Since neither of us knew of the plan to rearrange his face the conversation was both short lived and confused. However we both left with bodily functions intact and even with the Tesco Clubcard that was causing too much trouble for its own good.

Then in the takeaway some other random lass was swearing at Ron for being a "fake" Geordie. Hmmm, yes, he's only lived there for ALL his life!!!

Honestly, this city just has to make you laugh sometimes. It kind of helps the blood pressure from the unparalleled hatred that would surface otherwise.