Lameosity.

The act of being a Lame-o.

Example - Wardys updating is showing a high level of lameosity.

Tis true. I'm not going to try and deny it. Updates are coming I assure you. I just need to sit down and write them. Infact, I could be writing them now, instead of this, but you know how these things work.

I'm sorry for the delay. I just need a nice quite day where I'm feeling rather creative to sit down and get it all out of me. That's not to say that I need to feel creative because I make this stuff up, oh no, it's just that otherwise it would read more like an early draught of a script for Hollyoaks, rather than the inner monologue of an easily distracted displaced job hunter.